Chris Pratt MTV頒獎典禮致詞 克里斯的9個法則

MTV生涯成就獎得主：克里斯普瑞特 得獎感言 克里斯的9個法則

9個法則中，有上帝，有派對，有生活，可以明白克里斯的用心

他不想太嚴肅，但又能提到神的恩典，真的很有智慧

一起看看到底是哪9個法則

1) 呼吸，不然你會憋死 breathe. If you don’t, you will suffocate

2) 你是有靈的活人 要看重這點  you have a soul. Be careful with it."

3) 別當一坨屎 on’t be a turd. 喔這是我最喜歡的一段

如果你有力量，當一位保護者

如果你很聰明，當一位有影響力又謙卑的人

力量和智慧都是你的武器，千萬別拿來攻擊弱者

別霸凌人，格局要更高 (講完這段觀眾歡呼，我也歡呼)

If you are strong, be a protector. If you are smart, be a humble influencer. Strength and intelligence can be weapons, so do not wield them against the weak. That makes you a bully. Be bigger than that.

4) 把狗狗藥品塞在漢堡裡，狗就不會發現 When giving a dog medicine, put the medicine in a little piece of hamburger and they won't even know they're eating medicine."

5)不論什麼事，付出就對了"It doesn't matter what it is. Earn it. 

接觸正在傷痛的人，去幫助他/她。對你的靈魂是好的

A good deed. Reach out to someone in pain. Be of service. It feels good and it's good for your soul."

6) 上帝是真實的God is real.

上帝愛你，上帝希望給你最好的，你相信嗎？ 我相信

 God loves you, God wants the best for you. Believe that, I do."

7) 如果你在派對上想要上大號 "If you have to poop at a party, 哈哈哈我快笑瘋

如果在人多的派對想大號但又很害羞，請你跟我這樣做：鎖門 > 先尿尿 > 再大號 > 馬上沖水 ＝乾淨溜溜 。如果你是反過來，相信我，這可是有科學根據的，一切都會很糟糕

but you're embarrassed because you're going to stink up the bathroom, just do what I do. Lock the door, sit down, get all of the pee out first. And then, once all the pee is done, poop, flush, boom! You minimize the amount of time that the poop's touching the air,” he said. And then he continued, getting even more graphic. "Because if you poop first, it takes you longer to pee and then you're peeing on top of it, stirring up the poop particles, create a cloud, goes out, then everyone at the party will know that you pooped. Just trust me, it's science."

8) 學會禱告 "Learn to pray.

禱告很簡單，而且對靈魂有益處  It's easy, and it is so good for your soul."

9) 沒有人是完美的"Nobody is perfect. 

有人會說：你很完美！

你並不完美，永遠都不會完美，但是是因為造物主這樣創造你

如果你願意接受這個概念，你就會得到恩典，恩典是一份禮物，如果我們在這個國家享受的自由，恩典是以耶穌的寶血換來的，別把它理所當然

People will tell you that you are perfect just the way that you are, you are not! You are imperfect. You always will be, but there is a powerful force that designed you that way, and if you are willing to accept that, you will have grace. And grace is a gift. Like the freedom that we enjoy in this country, that grace was paid for with somebody else's blood. Do not forget that. Don't take that for granted."

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Pratt then wrapped it up with his final rule.

"And finally, number nine, nobody is perfect. Nobody. None of us, not you. People are gonna tell you you're perfect just the way you are, you're not! You are imperfect, you always will be, but there is a powerful force that designed you that way. And it loves you, it accepts you for exactly who you are.

You always will be, but there is a powerful force that designed you that way, and if you are willing to accept that, you will have grace. And grace is a gift. Like the freedom that we enjoy in this country, that grace was paid for with somebody else's blood. Do not forget that. Don't take that for granted."

Amen, Chris.

1. "When giving a dog medicine, put the medicine in a little piece of hamburger and they won't even know they're eating medicine."
2. "It doesn't matter what it is. Earn it. A good deed. Reach out to someone in pain. Be of service. It feels good and it's good for your soul."
3. "God is real. God loves you, God wants the best for you. Believe that, I do."
4. "If you have to poop at a party, but you're embarrassed because you're going to stink up the bathroom, just do what I do. Lock the door, sit down, get all of the pee out first. And then, once all the pee is done, poop, flush, boom! You minimize the amount of time that the poop's touching the air,” he said. And then he continued, getting even more graphic. "Because if you poop first, it takes you longer to pee and then you're peeing on top of it, stirring up the poop particles, create a cloud, goes out, then everyone at the party will know that you pooped. Just trust me, it's science."
5. "Learn to pray. It's easy, and it is so good for your soul."
6. "Nobody is perfect. People will tell you that you are perfect just the way that you are, you are not! You are imperfect. You always will be, but there is a powerful force that designed you that way, and if you are willing to accept that, you will have grace. And grace is a gift. Like the freedom that we enjoy in this country, that grace was paid for with somebody else's blood. Do not forget that. Don't take that for granted."